Look at it. Look at all of that brilliant textual pornography up there. No, I’m serious, go on and look. Take your time. Drink it in.
Now look at your walls. Those bare, cracked, empty planes of plaster that your landlord won’t let you do a damn thing about. Clearly, they need to have these awesome images covering EVERY GODDAMNED INCH OF THEM. Am I right?
Yes. The answer is yes, I’m right. So, go follow this link, and do something about that. Go buy some awesome goddamned prints and take care of those ugly barren walls POSTFUCKINGHASTE.
What’s that? There’s new art available? YES, YES THERE IS. Inspired by my own awesome wife (this was the front of a Mother’s Day card I’d done up in her honor), and now available as a bit of a ‘gentle’ affirmation to hang up on your own wall. And you can follow THIS LINK RIGHT HERE to grab your own copy.
‘This is it.
This is the year we fuck things up. This is the year we take things back- for our friends, for our families, for those of us who aren’t here any longer to help.
This is the year we make something. Every day. No matter how hard it is to keep up, how easy it’d be to give up, or how much it hurts to finish. Because in the end, while you’re remembered by some few, only your works will outlive you.’
Get Epic- Dmitri Arbacauskas
Ah, yes- it’s Black Friday. While I don’t support or run any sales for this day on TormentedArtifacts.com, some of my ‘partner’ sites that I sell through are indeed running sales- such as Deviant Art. See this awesome mug? Right now you can grab 30% off any of the work I sell over there. That includes mugs, coasters, puzzles, calendars, and also larger versions (or even framed versions) of my print work! Here, go follow this link and check out the selection.
And here we go- all FIVE of the new iPad case designs in one swell foop. Want to see more of these? just follow this link to check out the gallery.
Or, you can grab any of this art not just on tablet cases, but also shirts, hoodies, iphone cases, and other products from my main Redbubble shop.
Why yes, that’s officially my work on an ipad case. I’d been hoping Redbubble would offer something like this soon, but, well, I’m definitely pleased by the results- and yes, there’ll be more of these to come soon, but for now I wanted to get the first one up while it was hot off the press. Wanna see the art up close or possibly grab one for yourself? Just click here, or follow the click-through link on the image.
Yes, I grabbed the logo off the new Holy Water labels and put it on stuff. Why? because, simply put, the world needs more awesome steampunky/gothy casual wear. Want any of these for yourself? Go right here and grab them.
Coming soon, on some rather smallish bottles….
Tonight’s motto, given the workload I have in front of me…
Speaking of new works, here’s one- the Fenris, a steampunk-inspired wolf-mask.
I’d explain, but you know what? No. It pretty much explains itself. Now go forth, spread it around, and if you’re so inclined, go get a print for yourself!
MINIONS! An important alert has come to my attention! As you may already be aware, I occasionally design t-shirts. Like the ones above!
Currently, Redbubble, the company that produces said shirts is actually running a sale on them. Go load up on shirts, and use the code TEEMAY during checkout to grab an extra ten percent off your order. So why are you reading this still? Go forth! Go check out the rest of my selection, and cover your nakedness immediately!
Help me tumblr, you’re my only hope.
Let me put this as plainly as possible. I have no desires whatsoever to change careers and become a motivational speaker. That said, If I’m going to avoid a fate of toadying up to corporate interests, and such, I need to actually sell some art. If you’ve liked my stuff in the past, or if you’re just seeing this work for the first time and like what you see, I cannot ask it enough- please, go check out my site, and see if there’s something there that interests you enough to purchase it. Just floow that link in the last sentence, or the content source link, or hell, even this one right here: http://tormentedartifacts.com
Time for new artwork? YES, YES IT IS.
This is the full-color version of an illustration I did for the latest issue of Weaponizer Magazine- it’s a companion piece for a brilliant piece of fiction by C. Brian Hickey.
Anyways, you lot should at the very least check out the magazine. Follow this link right here to grab yourself a copy of it. (Yes, I know. A magazine. In print. Brilliance.)
Or, if you like the artwork enough that you need to have it hanging on your wall, just follow the click-through link and you can order yourself a copy.
And I haven’t mentioned it on here yet, but Tormented Artifacts now has an official Etsy store. In it you’ll find all sorts of stuff I’m not selling on my regular site, including things like framed versions of some of my prints! Anyways, go check it out and enjoy, people.