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top surgery recovery has given me a lot of time to think, which is both epic and not. Been thinking a lot about past selves, past experiences, and how they all led up to me being the person I am today. I dont like the “I was born in the wrong body” rhetoric because I think it removes the agency for trans people to self-determination of our identities, nor do I like trans identities to be reduced to our bodies. I was that little girl, and I am not ashamed of her, nor was she ever my enemy. We do not have to reject our past selves to validated in our current selves, and I will continue to cherish the little girl in my head because she helped me become the person I am now <3
there weren’t enough abysses so they built a new one. it has an arcade
What in the fuck
it’s called the Deep Dive Dubai, and as of a few days ago it’s the deepest swimming pool in the world! (surpassing Deepspot)
It’s a horrifying abyss of calamity luxury diving center that breaks the world record at 60m (196 feet) deep. For reference, imagine like…a 20 story apartment building. Which is what its design is based on actually—an abandoned apartment building! Fun lifelike props simulate environments you will find naturally occurring on the ocean floor (in a few centuries anyway, when the flood times come) including:
a garage (car included)
bathrooms (use is strongly frowned upon)
an underwater library (well, it’s all underwater. nice magazine collection though)
graffiti (i like the puffer fish with the shocked pikachu expression)
1. You are responsible for your own media experience.
2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.
3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.
4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.
5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.
6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.
7. Tagging is a nicety but not an obligation. You can message people, politely, and ask them to tag things, and many people will, but understand that it’s their blog and they aren’t obliged to say yes. Unfollow and block when you need to. Circling back to number 1, you are responsible for curating your own experience.
8. Don’t be a jerk. Remember at the end of the day, there are actual living, breathing people behind each screen name. Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say to someone’s face in real life.
I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.
I honestly don’t know what to do. They do this like once season I swear.
IDK what to do. I’m too gay and apparently exposing my queer kid to the culture and my friends is grounds for eviction and homelessness.
I’m tired of being threatened with being kicked out every few months for something stupid and petty or bigoted.
IDK where we would go. I’m still looking for a job and so is my husband.
We live with them to help them out but I guess that’s not enough.
If anyone has any resources for LGBTQ+ or BIPOC homeless prevention, that’d be amazing.
Cool cool cool. It’s not only about me being queer apparently. I guess it’s about how we wouldn’t let our daughter go to my mother in law’s culty bible study. My mother in law is being petty about me letting my kid go to a drag show with me but not bible study.
Guess if we want to continue to live here I have to change my sexual preferences and let my daughter attend a fire and brimstone, doomsday, conspiracy theory laden bible study with old ladies.
Seriously, if anyone has any resources for homelessness, that’d be great.
What state, if you’re comfortable disclosing that info? Resources vary widely from state to state.
Washington state. We live in Whatcom county. We’re already on the waiting list for a waiting list for housing which is good but also :/ They can’t help us any sooner I think. But now that my in laws have turned from emotionally abusive to ultimatums, they might be able to.
You know the worse feeling is, even if we somehow got to stay, I wouldn’t want to. They spew such hate and bigoted shit that I don’t think I can hide it from my kid anymore. All the stuff they say about me is about her as well but they just don’t realize it. I’m too gay? So it she? I’m too brown? She’s half brown.
I’m fucked either way.
Sorry to bring y'all into this. I needed to vent and a large group to help find resources. I’ve been crying and sleeping since I got home.
Thanks everyone so far for helping.
Hi, they told my kid they were kicking us out. They told a lie though. They told her it’s bc I hate my FIL . We told her the truth. I’m ready to move back to Texas. I love my life here but I will move across the country to keep my family safe.
They want just me and my kid gone. My husband can stay 🙄🙄🙄
Fuck them. They made my kid cry.
Feel free to send money for mutual aid. I might have to buy two tickets across country soon.
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Y'all, my friends started a go fund me for me. IDK what to say. I’m bawling. 😭😭😭
This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna
Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended
Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?
Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride:
I have to add this, because I have literally had to explain it to people who want fig wood dildos as devotional pieces to Dionysos: Fig wood is not body safe. Its sap contains toxins that will do a serious number on your mucous membranes and body. You need a seriously good, body safe sealant to make a fig wood dildo safe to use. Safe for gods != safe for mortals.
Reblogging for that last addition.
Also, yeah, Dionysos ABSOLUTELY would have to make it a “YOU HAVE TO DIE TO GET ON MY LEVEL HERE” kind of statement.
just a quick lil selfie dump with some of my fav shirts, plus my current rainbow manicure
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This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM
dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna
Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended
Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?
Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride:
ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”
THE ONLY GREEK GOD TWINK IS HERMES, APOLLO IS ON THE HUNKIER SIDE OF TWUNK AT BEST. DIONYSUS IS THE GOD OF FEASTING AND ORGIES AND PARTYING DUDE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK. HES GOT MEAT. HES GOT CHUB. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.
HADES IS NOT A TWINK. HADES HAS NEVER BEEN A TWINK. HE IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEPICTED WITH A BEARD. NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT TWINKS ARE.
NO ONE appreciated my joke and its two revisions when i posted it so i’m posting it here
Right. #dailydoodle practice time, and MY GODS AM I OUT OF PRACTICE. That and I’ve always been a bit shite on structual stuff like wood. Still works as at least a concept, though. https://www.instagram.com/p/CRcvF_-MDVK/?utm_medium=tumblr
Dmitri Arbacauskas- madman artist, Dark Sorceror, and otherwise strange hermit. (Queer, he/him/they/them)His works range from all manner of salubrious leatherworks, from fashion accessories to masks, to full-on suits of armor and body harnesses. He also creates a number of salacious art prints, not-so-decorative-but-certainly-functional props, and many other things that’ll leave your neighbors looking at you a bit funny. And yes, he's a bit of a geek.